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The Sheer Nightgown

A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from 150 to 300 pounds in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the 300, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the 300 refund for myself.' She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for 300, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.