The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger (for those who are old enough to remember him) came staggering out of the saloon and found Tonto (his redskin sidekick) laying in the middle of Main Street with his ear pressed to the ground.
"What's up Tonto?"
- "Midday stage coach...........Texan driver....... drawn by four horses, one pale, the other three black........ six passengers inside........180 lbs of luggage in the boot."
"That's amazing Tonto. How on earth do you know?"
- "They just fucking run me down while I was crossing."
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