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Old 10-11-2011, 01:07 PM   #3
hoverfly
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See, told you, it must be Alzheimer.

One thing that never goes amiss is, give her a massage. Get some nice frangranced massage oil, have some nice hot (not boiling) big towels to wrap around her the relax the muscles nicely and learn to give a proper massage. There are a number of quite good books about this out there. Believe me, that's an investment you won't regret and neither will she.

It's all about relaxation, very important and it has all the other health benefits that I don't think I need to go in to.
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