Once again, excellent post. If you weren't married and I wasn't engaged, I would totally let you work your magic.
The only thing out of all of this that I can say doesn't always work for me specifically is the leg stuff. Not because I don't like to have my legs messed with, though. When it works out, it's wonderful. But I have restless leg syndrome, so it varies each day whether or not they can handle being touched. But I have found that if it's one of those days where light touches set my legs off, firmer touches are usually ok. But some days I can't handle any contact at all.