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RagnarV · 12-21-2011, 05:11 PM

A schoolteacher asks some kids in class what their family does for Xmas. Little Bobby says,
-"We go to church, sing hymns and carols, then we come home, eat some mince pies, hang our socks up and go to bed to wait for Father Christmas to come while we're asleep."
"Very good," says the teacher, "and you Abraham Cohen, what does your family do?"
-"My life, we all pile into the Rolls Royce and the chauffeur drives us to my dad's toy factory. We sit looking at the empty shelves and we sing, 'What a friend we have in Jesus."

12-21-2011, 05:11 PM	#1
RagnarV Tiny Dick Expert Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 260	What some kids do for Xmas A schoolteacher asks some kids in class what their family does for Xmas. Little Bobby says, -"We go to church, sing hymns and carols, then we come home, eat some mince pies, hang our socks up and go to bed to wait for Father Christmas to come while we're asleep." "Very good," says the teacher, "and you Abraham Cohen, what does your family do?" -"My life, we all pile into the Rolls Royce and the chauffeur drives us to my dad's toy factory. We sit looking at the empty shelves and we sing, 'What a friend we have in Jesus."