How many Abos does it take to catch a kangaroo?
Three - one to scrape it up and two to watch out for traffic.
A refuse truck pulls up outside a shack and the garbo calls out to an Abo sitting on the porch,
"Hey Jackie, where's your bin?"
"I's been in Queensland for the last two years."
"Nah mate, where's your wheelie bin?"
"OK, I's really been in the nick, but don't tell anyone."
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