Q - How do you knock out an Abo in one go?
A - Slam the lid of the toilet down on his head while he's having a drink.
A couple of Abos arrive at the pearly gates and St Peter thinks to himself,
"Oh shit, what am I going to do." He says,
"Wait here a minute, I'll go and see the boss." He explains the situation to God who says,
"Streuth, but I'm afraid if the've been good Christians, you've got to let them in. Go back and give them an examination, and don't make it easy."
St Peter goes off but immediately comes running back to God.
"They've gone."
"What, the Abos?"
"No, the pearly gates."
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