Although this should be in the jokes section, it's dead true.
A priest and a rabbi are on a long train journey together when the priest asks,
"You're not supposed to eat pork, but have you ever tried it out of curiosity?"
- "Yes," replies the rabbi, "but you, being a priest, you're not supposed to have sex, but have you ever tried it out of curiosity?"
The priest is a bit embarassed but finally confesses, "Yes."
The rabbi laughs and says, "Then you'll agree, it's a lot better than pork."
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