Here's a good one for those who have a memory and remember all the curious sex stories coming out of the Chilean mine disaster back in August 2010.
A Chilean miner is just going to spend the first night with his wife after being extracted from the mine.
"Darling, do you mind if we do it in the dark?"
- "No, of course not."
"Do you mind if we do it under the table?"
- "If you want."
"Can I turn the heating up a bit?"
- "Whatever you want."
"Is it OK if I spread some coaldust about on the floor?"
- "What the hell do you want next?"
"Do you mind wearing this strap-on and giving it to me from behind?"
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