Desertdick, have you ever considered getting one of those Japanese Washlets? I had the opportunity of trying one in a London Hotel last year and I have to admit, what a difference. Literally one of the most enlightening experiences in my life.
No more toilet paper, no more hand-flushing, pre-heated seat that opens and closes automatically, bidet function (of course) integrated, adjustable temperature airflow for the drying side of things... and a million other things. Incredible and it does make one wonder, why they haven't caught on on a global scale.
That being said, they don't come cheaply but believe me, try one just once and chances are you'll never wish to use a more traditional toilet ever again.
In the USA there Toto, one of Japans prime manufacturers, has an outlet, that not only explains the how, why and where but also provides a list of restaurants where you can try one out. Maybe there is even one near where you live.
If you are interested, here is the website address of Toto USA:
http://www.totousa.com
The restaurant list can be found under the menu header 'Washlet', last option.
If there is nothing near you, try their retailer search here:
http://www.totousa.com/Default.aspx?tabid=185