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Old 02-01-2010, 12:57 AM   #12
babyboy
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[QUOTE=smallcocked;1226]hey guys

I have a very small penis

1.25 inches flaccid, and around 1 inch ( almost invisible ) in cold conditions and 3 inches when erect ...so obviously when flaccid it's hard to piss without pissing on my balls

It's very annoying every time I piss, I end up dribbling all of it on my balls or I have to try and make it erect so that I can aim properly ...

It really wastes my time, any suggestions on how can I avoid dribbling on my balls ?



I hear your cry for help, so hear are my two suggestions : 1} try sitting backwards on the toilet. You have to lower your pants to the floor first otherwise your going to get trapped { you'll see what I mean }.
What this does is eliminates the pee from fling onto your pants. or 2} I know this will sound dumb, but try wearing an adult diaper. This way you can pee three times and it will not mess up your pants.
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