Had my best ever SPH session at my regular Asian massage parlor. My lines included:
"I have small dick, only 4 inches."
"You like my small ding-dong?"
"Is this the smallest dick you've seen?"
"My girlfriend left me because she wanted guy with big cock."
Funny that every Asian lady I've engaged with this way told me Chinese men have small dicks, so they're used to seeing them that small.
Anyway, it was fun as I kept repeating how small my cock is throughout the whole session, right until she stroked me off while I was fondling and sucking on her boobs.
I think some of this is still lost in translation, though, as these ladies don't fully grasp how much I want to be ridiculed for having a small cock. They instead tell me it's not small and try to lift my spirits by telling me it's a nice dick and it's average size (it's well below average).
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