I now understand gay guys even less....no pun just read - My Tiny Dick Forum

crazy8 · 11-29-2011, 06:06 PM

Well, this weekend i decided to get a little crazy with my sex life. After receiving a bomb ass bj for about half hour, i asked my girl to do something different. I asked if she can play with my butthole while she sucks me off with the other hand. Then i went on to ask her to rim me, and finally stick a finger in my butt. To my great surprise, she agreed to all those things.
Here are my thoughts, neither one felt any good at all. The only different sensation that i felt was when i asked her and she agreed, i even got goozebumps thinking about her rimming me. But it didint feel good at all. I mean not one single bit. Even when she used her tongue, it still felt very neutral. Lastly i thought maybe sticking her finger in my butt while sucking me off would do wonders....nope. Only good was coming from her giving me nj, the finger did not do a damn thing for me.
So after having my first and perhaps last experience like that, i can safely say that i just dont understand why some guys prefer other guys over girls. No butt play, no rim job, nothing comes even close to how good a nice, wet pussy feels.
Just my take from personal experience. Im sure some guys will say being gay is more then just sex etc....which is probably true (not that i want to know).

Road · 11-29-2011, 10:31 PM

Maybe they are born that way, and in a sense have to love it...I also read that gay men don't love anal sex as made seem...Also I been told getting your ass licked is amazing....Try taking a nice shower and clean your ass really good, that might make a difference.

MarkBld · 11-29-2011, 10:45 PM

Crazy8, you seem to have left out the prime ingredient: sharing. Whether it's straight or gay sex, it doesn't work too well when one partner does all the giving while the other sits back and relaxes. Each of these things you asked your g/f to do might have netted a different result if they had proceeded naturally from the love-making itself rather than as a clinical experiment to simply try a new experience. Sometimes the things that are done specifically in the genital and anal regions are less exciting than simply kissing and caressing. For those who only want a b/j, or to get their butts fingered, there are "Glory Holes." Beds are for love-making.

LittleMan · 11-30-2011, 12:40 AM

Crazy8, good for you. I have asked my wife to do that but got shot down. Although you have already told me it is not good, I need to find out for myself. So, I will continue to press on and hopefully one day, I too, will find out it is not all that the internet makes it out to be. LOL

crazy8 · 11-30-2011, 02:23 PM

Hahaha, some of the things you guys said crack me up, especially you road.
Ofcourse i took a shower before.
In regards to giving and receiving, i have done that to her in the past. Im just freaky as hell, so yea she knows what it feels like too. This particular night, she was drunk and horny. She was really into it too, so i dont think that it had anything to do with her just not doing it right, or trying hard enough. And even so, damn even if you fuck a girl who hates your guts and cant stand you, the pussy will still feel good wouldnt it? So it makes no sense that it would not feel good at all one way, and then totally different another way. I totalyl agree with the whole love making etc...but it still should have felt at least a little good. But it did not.
As for you littleman, try doing it to her first. Bend her over and eat that pussy, then slowly move up to the asshole. Its definitely not something i plan to do everyday, but my freaky mind is always thinking about freaky shit.

MarkBld · 11-30-2011, 05:54 PM

Not to belabor the issue, but your assessment of all these "gay" related intimacies experienced with your g/f does leave out the number one intimacy - which, of course, is the very intimacy you can never experience with your g/f. That would be cock sucking. But, then, as you noted, you're not gay - so you have no interest in sucking. That's a little like saying you're going to try your hand at making a cake - but without sugar. My sister once made a cake mistakenly using salt instead of sugar. Just wasn't the same.

crazy8 · 11-30-2011, 07:09 PM

Maybe, but all im trying to say is that i was disspointed. I was not expecting this to rock my world, but i also did not expect it to feel so plain, so useless, just a waist of time.

mrsstoutman · 11-30-2011, 08:41 PM

I had wondered a similar thing once when I was a kid. I found an old (unused) condom and put a polish sausage in it and tried it out down there. It did nothing for me or to me. I also l now that there is more to it then that especially if you consider the whole top and bottom thing.

hoverfly · 12-01-2011, 09:58 AM

I think there are a couple points that despite being important, have just been left out.

1. Whatever sexual practice, it doesn't necessarily do anything for you in particular.
2. Some practices do take time getting used to. Especially rectal stimulation can be a touchy subject since it is most commonly associacated with gay encounters, so you might say, there is an unconscious element to it.
3. It need to be done right. Just like sticking you finger into a womans vagina is unlikely to stimulate her G-Spot, so is anything inserted into the rectum guaranteed to stimulate the prostate.
4. Maybe taking the gentler, less intrusive approach might be the answer. The prostate can easily be stimulated from the outside and once you are entirely comfortable with that, maybe another 'insertion' experience will prove more satisfying.

I just love having my prostate stimulated from the outside, I find it an absolutely heavenly sensation. Not so fond of anybody inserting anything into my anus either.

zed_s · 12-03-2011, 01:54 PM

As far as the A-spot is concerned, I stimulated mine before and because of it, I came like a fountain. Seriously, I didn't think I could cum that much, and then I did.

I'm the opposite of what people are saying; I could never be romantic with a guy. It would be just sex.

11-29-2011, 06:06 PM	#1
crazy8 Tiny Dick Ultimate User Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 462	I now understand gay guys even less....no pun just read Well, this weekend i decided to get a little crazy with my sex life. After receiving a bomb ass bj for about half hour, i asked my girl to do something different. I asked if she can play with my butthole while she sucks me off with the other hand. Then i went on to ask her to rim me, and finally stick a finger in my butt. To my great surprise, she agreed to all those things. Here are my thoughts, neither one felt any good at all. The only different sensation that i felt was when i asked her and she agreed, i even got goozebumps thinking about her rimming me. But it didint feel good at all. I mean not one single bit. Even when she used her tongue, it still felt very neutral. Lastly i thought maybe sticking her finger in my butt while sucking me off would do wonders....nope. Only good was coming from her giving me nj, the finger did not do a damn thing for me. So after having my first and perhaps last experience like that, i can safely say that i just dont understand why some guys prefer other guys over girls. No butt play, no rim job, nothing comes even close to how good a nice, wet pussy feels. Just my take from personal experience. Im sure some guys will say being gay is more then just sex etc....which is probably true (not that i want to know).

11-30-2011, 08:41 PM	#8
mrsstoutman Tiny Dick Expert Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 305	I had wondered a similar thing once when I was a kid. I found an old (unused) condom and put a polish sausage in it and tried it out down there. It did nothing for me or to me. I also l now that there is more to it then that especially if you consider the whole top and bottom thing. __________________ Why does it have to be big, small, long, or short? Isn't it just a penis?!? Enjoy it !!

12-01-2011, 09:58 AM	#9
hoverfly Tiny Dick Extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: East of England Posts: 1,567	I think there are a couple points that despite being important, have just been left out. 1. Whatever sexual practice, it doesn't necessarily do anything for you in particular. 2. Some practices do take time getting used to. Especially rectal stimulation can be a touchy subject since it is most commonly associacated with gay encounters, so you might say, there is an unconscious element to it. 3. It need to be done right. Just like sticking you finger into a womans vagina is unlikely to stimulate her G-Spot, so is anything inserted into the rectum guaranteed to stimulate the prostate. 4. Maybe taking the gentler, less intrusive approach might be the answer. The prostate can easily be stimulated from the outside and once you are entirely comfortable with that, maybe another 'insertion' experience will prove more satisfying. I just love having my prostate stimulated from the outside, I find it an absolutely heavenly sensation. Not so fond of anybody inserting anything into my anus either. __________________ Feeling a little peckish? Visit The Official Food Porn Thread Click here if you need help uploading pictures. Guide to Uploading and Managing your Attachments Click here if you need to contact the forum staff. List of Forum Staff

11-29-2011, 10:31 PM	#2
Road Tiny Dick Extraordinaire Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 671	Maybe they are born that way, and in a sense have to love it...I also read that gay men don't love anal sex as made seem...Also I been told getting your ass licked is amazing....Try taking a nice shower and clean your ass really good, that might make a difference.

11-29-2011, 10:45 PM	#3
MarkBld Tiny Dick Intermediate Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 93	Crazy8, you seem to have left out the prime ingredient: sharing. Whether it's straight or gay sex, it doesn't work too well when one partner does all the giving while the other sits back and relaxes. Each of these things you asked your g/f to do might have netted a different result if they had proceeded naturally from the love-making itself rather than as a clinical experiment to simply try a new experience. Sometimes the things that are done specifically in the genital and anal regions are less exciting than simply kissing and caressing. For those who only want a b/j, or to get their butts fingered, there are "Glory Holes." Beds are for love-making.

11-30-2011, 12:40 AM	#4
LittleMan Tiny Dick Wanna Be Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: New Jersey Posts: 20	Crazy8, good for you. I have asked my wife to do that but got shot down. Although you have already told me it is not good, I need to find out for myself. So, I will continue to press on and hopefully one day, I too, will find out it is not all that the internet makes it out to be. LOL

11-30-2011, 02:23 PM	#5
crazy8 Tiny Dick Ultimate User Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 462	Hahaha, some of the things you guys said crack me up, especially you road. Ofcourse i took a shower before. In regards to giving and receiving, i have done that to her in the past. Im just freaky as hell, so yea she knows what it feels like too. This particular night, she was drunk and horny. She was really into it too, so i dont think that it had anything to do with her just not doing it right, or trying hard enough. And even so, damn even if you fuck a girl who hates your guts and cant stand you, the pussy will still feel good wouldnt it? So it makes no sense that it would not feel good at all one way, and then totally different another way. I totalyl agree with the whole love making etc...but it still should have felt at least a little good. But it did not. As for you littleman, try doing it to her first. Bend her over and eat that pussy, then slowly move up to the asshole. Its definitely not something i plan to do everyday, but my freaky mind is always thinking about freaky shit.

11-30-2011, 05:54 PM	#6
MarkBld Tiny Dick Intermediate Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 93	Not to belabor the issue, but your assessment of all these "gay" related intimacies experienced with your g/f does leave out the number one intimacy - which, of course, is the very intimacy you can never experience with your g/f. That would be cock sucking. But, then, as you noted, you're not gay - so you have no interest in sucking. That's a little like saying you're going to try your hand at making a cake - but without sugar. My sister once made a cake mistakenly using salt instead of sugar. Just wasn't the same.

11-30-2011, 07:09 PM	#7
crazy8 Tiny Dick Ultimate User Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 462	Maybe, but all im trying to say is that i was disspointed. I was not expecting this to rock my world, but i also did not expect it to feel so plain, so useless, just a waist of time.

12-03-2011, 01:54 PM	#10
zed_s Tiny Dick Expert Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 331	As far as the A-spot is concerned, I stimulated mine before and because of it, I came like a fountain. Seriously, I didn't think I could cum that much, and then I did. I'm the opposite of what people are saying; I could never be romantic with a guy. It would be just sex.