There must be a HR person or someone to tell unless he owns the company or something. But maybe you are too embarrassed to tell them, I know I would be.

Cheers smallballs but he does own the company there is only about 10 of us plus the receptionists, but I couldn't go to Hr even if we did how mortifying! It's probably just all banter and in jest but its just humiliating.
Anyway off to work hope you all have a good day

Sounds like a story to me. Why were you looking at his dick? why was he looking at yours.?

I've never had a situation remotely like this happen to me in all the places I've worked.

Hiya just to let you guys know that everything's turned itself around at work and life in general, still getting teased but it's in a banter way now.
Now that everyone knows it's really liberating when I go to the gym or swimming with the guys from work I just get showered and changed with the rest of the guys. So all these years of hiding my little dick seems pretty pointless now lol
Hope this helps fellas