Hermaphrodite joke - My Tiny Dick Forum

04-28-2009, 08:37 PM

A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child ..."
The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?"
The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite."
The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite, what's that?"
The doctor replies, "It has both features of a male and a female."
The woman looks relieved. "What? You mean it has a penis and a brain?"

04-29-2009, 03:36 PM

two brains, actually. sometimes the dick has a mind of its own. LOLLLLL

04-30-2009, 04:25 AM

totally agree with you there, niceguy!

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Originally Posted by niceguy1974

two brains, actually. sometimes the dick has a mind of its own. LOLLLLL

04-30-2009, 06:15 AM

or two dicks.. explains the existence of dickhead, LOL!

05-01-2009, 05:27 PM

Haha. Somebody bring her a dictionary.

05-01-2009, 05:55 PM

It's a sexist joke.

05-01-2009, 07:11 PM

Yes, it's quite sexist, but still funny. Let's not turn this into a gender issue thing. It's a joke, nothing else.

05-20-2009, 07:38 PM

Ouch! Quite amusing.

05-20-2009, 08:08 PM

This is good material for the standup comedians (those amateurs struggling to get noticed).

04-28-2009, 08:37 PM	#1
Tony Manero Guest Posts: n/a	Hermaphrodite joke A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child ..." The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?" The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite." The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite, what's that?" The doctor replies, "It has both features of a male and a female." The woman looks relieved. "What? You mean it has a penis and a brain?"

04-29-2009, 03:36 PM	#2
niceguy1974 Guest Posts: n/a	two brains, actually. sometimes the dick has a mind of its own. LOLLLLL

04-30-2009, 06:15 AM	#4
Greg Guest Posts: n/a	or two dicks.. explains the existence of dickhead, LOL!

05-01-2009, 05:27 PM	#5
aragorn_fan Guest Posts: n/a	Haha. Somebody bring her a dictionary.

05-01-2009, 05:55 PM	#6
milf_03 Guest Posts: n/a	It's a sexist joke.

05-01-2009, 07:11 PM	#7
venetian_08 Guest Posts: n/a	Yes, it's quite sexist, but still funny. Let's not turn this into a gender issue thing. It's a joke, nothing else.

05-20-2009, 07:38 PM	#8
golf_master Guest Posts: n/a	Ouch! Quite amusing.

05-20-2009, 08:08 PM	#9
darwin_owens Guest Posts: n/a	This is good material for the standup comedians (those amateurs struggling to get noticed).