Tony Manero

There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The little girl asked the boy, "What is a penis?" The boy replied, "I don't know." At that time he hears his mom calling him for lunch. He goes home and eats his lunch. Then he sees his dad on the couch. He goes up to his dad and ask him, "What is a penis?" The dad whips his out and says to the boy, "This is a penis. As a matter of fact, this is a perfect penis."
The boy leaves to go find his friend and brings her to the woods. The girl again asks him what a penis is. He whips out his penis and says to her, "This is a penis, and if it was four inches smaller, it would be a perfect penis!"

Armand

haha! now just where did the boy get his genes? :P

BTS

either the boy has a freakishly large penis or his dad's one unlucky SOB!

Prickly Prick

yes, the boy must have been his size when he was a baby! changing diaper's gotta hurt the ego somehow LOL

romanite

i wonder if the dad ever thought if the boy was really his

Not Jack

funny! amazing the father was able to cum far enough to father a child

ice_k

LOL! Funny. Give us more.

jamaican_guy

My daughter-in-law is a Filipina, and she told me that she heard this joke a long time ago- in her native country. Goes to show that this kind of humor is universal. It's really funny though. I plan to put the Tagalog version in the future, but then again, none of you guys may understand it.

olympianrunner

I can, I studied Tagalog for close to a year (work-related). You can share it with me.

nighthawk

Now, there's a thought.