Bestiality - My Tiny Dick Forum

RagnarV · 09-17-2011, 04:51 PM

An Englishman stops of at a country pub in Wales for a quick pint. A group of Taffs sitting at a table start to nudge each other and one says, "Ees going to buy us all a round."
Just as the guy is downing his pint, one of the Taffs comes up beside him and says,
"You're not from these parts, are you?"
-"No, I'm from London."
"What's you be doing here then?"
"I'm a taxidermist."
-"Oh, come here in your taxi have you?"
"No. I'm a taxidermist; I stuff animals."
-"Eh?"
"I stuff animals. Right now I'm looking for a sheep to stuff."
The Taff turns to his mates and calls out,
"I'm buying HIM a drink. He's one of us."

(For the benefit of the guys in the US, the Welsh are all sheepshaggers).

minuteman · 09-23-2011, 01:12 AM

And after we've shagged them, we sell them to the English for their Sunday Lunch...

RagnarV · 09-23-2011, 12:40 PM

That's one of the reasons I came to live in France.

Florida · 09-23-2011, 01:41 PM

You guys are too funny!

minuteman · 09-26-2011, 07:52 PM

We don't discriminate - we shag all of the lamb exported to France as well, so you never know - there may be a little atom of me floating around in your gut somewhere...

We're currently gearing up for exports to China, so most of us are having to work double shifts.

hoverfly · 09-26-2011, 10:08 PM

Oy, you guys, stop putting me off of my favourite Sunday Roast. LOL

Next thing you'll be telling me how the make 'real Yorkshire Puds' up there. Mind you, I've always wondered about why they are sometimes a little lumpy.

RagnarV · 09-27-2011, 05:18 AM

Is it my computer or what, I'm having trouble posting more than one line?

hoverfly · 09-28-2011, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RagnarV

Is it my computer or what, I'm having trouble posting more than one line?

Probably the forum. A couple of days ago the 'View first Unread' link at the top of the page disappeared for me, now it's back. Shit happens as they say.

RagnarV · 10-02-2013, 03:17 PM

Worth a laugh

http://www.hertfordshiremercury.co.u...1002141228.htm

kdono · 10-03-2013, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RagnarV

Worth a laugh

http://www.hertfordshiremercury.co.u...1002141228.htm

lol, I wonder what the penalty for that would be if found guilty

09-17-2011, 04:51 PM	#1
RagnarV Tiny Dick Expert Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 260	Bestiality An Englishman stops of at a country pub in Wales for a quick pint. A group of Taffs sitting at a table start to nudge each other and one says, "Ees going to buy us all a round." Just as the guy is downing his pint, one of the Taffs comes up beside him and says, "You're not from these parts, are you?" -"No, I'm from London." "What's you be doing here then?" "I'm a taxidermist." -"Oh, come here in your taxi have you?" "No. I'm a taxidermist; I stuff animals." -"Eh?" "I stuff animals. Right now I'm looking for a sheep to stuff." The Taff turns to his mates and calls out, "I'm buying HIM a drink. He's one of us." (For the benefit of the guys in the US, the Welsh are all sheepshaggers).

09-23-2011, 01:12 AM	#2
minuteman Tiny Dick Expert Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: UK Posts: 331	And after we've shagged them, we sell them to the English for their Sunday Lunch... __________________ Small Penis Owner/Operator SHE: "Who d'ya think you're gonna please with that?" ME: ME!!!!!

09-26-2011, 07:52 PM	#5
minuteman Tiny Dick Expert Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: UK Posts: 331	We don't discriminate - we shag all of the lamb exported to France as well, so you never know - there may be a little atom of me floating around in your gut somewhere... We're currently gearing up for exports to China, so most of us are having to work double shifts. __________________ Small Penis Owner/Operator SHE: "Who d'ya think you're gonna please with that?" ME: ME!!!!!

09-27-2011, 05:18 AM	#7
RagnarV Tiny Dick Expert Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 260	Is it my computer or what, I'm having trouble posting more than one line? Last edited by RagnarV; 09-27-2011 at 05:26 AM.

09-23-2011, 12:40 PM	#3
RagnarV Tiny Dick Expert Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 260	That's one of the reasons I came to live in France.

09-23-2011, 01:41 PM	#4
Florida Tiny Dick Expert Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 238	You guys are too funny!

09-26-2011, 10:08 PM	#6
hoverfly Tiny Dick Extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: East of England Posts: 1,567	Oy, you guys, stop putting me off of my favourite Sunday Roast. LOL Next thing you'll be telling me how the make 'real Yorkshire Puds' up there. Mind you, I've always wondered about why they are sometimes a little lumpy.

10-02-2013, 03:17 PM	#9
RagnarV Tiny Dick Expert Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 260	Worth a laugh http://www.hertfordshiremercury.co.u...1002141228.htm