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RagnarV · 09-28-2011, 05:04 PM

True cross examination in court:

Q Did you write the death certificate of Mr xxxx?

A No, I did the autopsy.

Q But did you examine him to see if he was dead?

A No.

Q Then how did you know he was dead?

A I had his brain in a dish in front of me.

Q But if he had been alive, what would he have been doing?

A Probably practicing law.

09-28-2011, 05:04 PM	#1
RagnarV Tiny Dick Expert Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 260	True cross examination in court: Q Did you write the death certificate of Mr xxxx? A No, I did the autopsy. Q But did you examine him to see if he was dead? A No. Q Then how did you know he was dead? A I had his brain in a dish in front of me. Q But if he had been alive, what would he have been doing? A Probably practicing law.