Be careful about what you ask - My Tiny Dick Forum

RagnarV · 09-29-2011, 03:59 PM

A guy wakes up in bed one morning to find he's in a fantastic mansion where everything is silk and gold plate. In bed beside him are half a dozen of the most beautiful girls imaginable. All of a sudden the door gets kicked in and three Klansmen pull him out of bed. They put the chains on, drag him out on the lawn, throw a rope over a branch on the tree then hoist him up. When he stops kicking they pull their hoods off and it's three genies. One says to the others:
"Thanks for giving me a hand lads but I'll never make this guy out. When he pulled the cork out of my bottle I gave him three wishes. The first two were the usual, endless riches and all the crumpet he could desire, but his third wish has really got me baffled. For the rest of my days I'll never understand why he wanted to be hung like a nigga."

SmallOregonDick · 09-29-2011, 06:10 PM

lmao

joey · 10-22-2011, 04:20 PM

OMG that was so funny!!!!

Cutie_morgan · 10-23-2011, 01:09 AM

Wow, crazy.

hoverfly · 10-23-2011, 07:43 AM

Nice one, that was funny.

crazy8 · 10-27-2011, 06:09 PM

very nice, i mass emailed this joke to everyone in my office.

jobleau · 10-27-2011, 10:15 PM

Darn! What an accent can achieve! LOL!

09-29-2011, 03:59 PM	#1
RagnarV Tiny Dick Expert Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 260	Be careful about what you ask A guy wakes up in bed one morning to find he's in a fantastic mansion where everything is silk and gold plate. In bed beside him are half a dozen of the most beautiful girls imaginable. All of a sudden the door gets kicked in and three Klansmen pull him out of bed. They put the chains on, drag him out on the lawn, throw a rope over a branch on the tree then hoist him up. When he stops kicking they pull their hoods off and it's three genies. One says to the others: "Thanks for giving me a hand lads but I'll never make this guy out. When he pulled the cork out of my bottle I gave him three wishes. The first two were the usual, endless riches and all the crumpet he could desire, but his third wish has really got me baffled. For the rest of my days I'll never understand why he wanted to be hung like a nigga."

10-23-2011, 07:43 AM	#5
hoverfly Tiny Dick Extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: East of England Posts: 1,567	Nice one, that was funny. __________________ Feeling a little peckish? Visit The Official Food Porn Thread Click here if you need help uploading pictures. Guide to Uploading and Managing your Attachments Click here if you need to contact the forum staff. List of Forum Staff

09-29-2011, 06:10 PM	#2
SmallOregonDick Tiny Dick Beginner Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Oregon Posts: 66	lmao

10-22-2011, 04:20 PM	#3
joey Tiny Dick Intermediate Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 78	OMG that was so funny!!!!

10-23-2011, 01:09 AM	#4
Cutie_morgan Tiny Dick Intermediate Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Georgia,USA Posts: 75	Wow, crazy.

10-27-2011, 06:09 PM	#6
crazy8 Tiny Dick Ultimate User Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 462	very nice, i mass emailed this joke to everyone in my office.

10-27-2011, 10:15 PM	#7
jobleau Tiny Dick Ultimate User Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Near Montreal, QC Posts: 560	Darn! What an accent can achieve! LOL!