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Has anyone here ever noticed...
how difficult it is to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they take everything literally?
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Ask an Irishman if the Tower of Pisa leans to the left or to the right.
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Have you ever noticed..............
If you go to a lawyer's office and he takes down a thick volume and starts going through it, your first thought is, "Ah, he's going to get me out of this shit." On the other hand, if you go to a doctor and he gets out a book, your first thought is, "Oh shit, he doesn't know." |
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