Has anyone here ever noticed... - My Tiny Dick Forum

postirony · 09-18-2013, 12:45 PM

how difficult it is to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they take everything literally?

RagnarV · 09-18-2013, 01:29 PM

Ask an Irishman if the Tower of Pisa leans to the left or to the right.

RagnarV · 09-27-2013, 10:38 AM

Have you ever noticed..............

If you go to a lawyer's office and he takes down a thick volume and starts going through it, your first thought is, "Ah, he's going to get me out of this shit."

On the other hand, if you go to a doctor and he gets out a book, your first thought is, "Oh shit, he doesn't know."

09-18-2013, 12:45 PM	#1
postirony Tiny Dick Wanna Be Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 1	Has anyone here ever noticed... how difficult it is to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they take everything literally?

09-18-2013, 01:29 PM	#2
RagnarV Tiny Dick Expert Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 260	Ask an Irishman if the Tower of Pisa leans to the left or to the right.

09-27-2013, 10:38 AM	#3
RagnarV Tiny Dick Expert Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 260	Have you ever noticed.............. If you go to a lawyer's office and he takes down a thick volume and starts going through it, your first thought is, "Ah, he's going to get me out of this shit." On the other hand, if you go to a doctor and he gets out a book, your first thought is, "Oh shit, he doesn't know."