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Old 01-05-2012, 09:57 PM   #21
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lol that made me chuckle! Your wife sounds like she has the right idea! I've been with a few bigger guys and you end up spending more time worrying its gonna poke out of your stomach than enjoying it lol
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Old 01-06-2012, 10:13 AM   #22
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Well spoken, Sexykaty. Even with my smaller then average penis have I hit the entrance to her womb once or twice in certain position. She didn't enjoy that at all. Only goes to show, even short can be too long.

Apart from that, at least on statistical average, no woman can accommodate a 10" penis inside her vagina. Just look a those porn movies featuring horse-hung actors. The camera tricks they will employ to make the viewer believe that the whole 10" have entered her all the way. And on rare occassions there is mention of some actresses having refused to perform with oversized actors.

Even this unfortunate penis mutant Jonah whats-his-name said, that the downside of his tool was that he was unable to enjoy full stimulation because only half of his firehose would ever fit in.

Naw, I think I'll stick with what I've got. Hey, we are coming up to our 27th wedding anniversary, I must have done something right.
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Old 01-28-2012, 09:57 AM   #23
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Doesn't it just, TD.
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Old 01-28-2012, 10:34 AM   #24
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But that is just it when it comes to having sex with a man the size of his penis IS something of concern to them. They need to tell us what we can to do improve ourselves in technique and behavior that would make us more attractive as partners. It is a vital aspect I see to ur forum that we are missing. That is the crux of my questioning through all of this.
I was just going over this thread again when I re-read your above post. So how about a sub-section where we can discuss sexual techniques, tips and tricks to the small guy and general how to please Q&A's?

This might give rise to some added interest from the female members and those willing to become members.

I recall a thread about what to do before having intercourse and that it was quite well received by the ladies on here.

Maybe give that some thought.
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Old 06-12-2012, 07:33 AM   #25
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The curse of extremes you might say.

Vatsayana was right when he composed the Kama Sutra some 2,500 years ago.
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Old 07-25-2012, 09:16 PM   #26
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Thats an easy one: Take it from someone who is on both sides of the line:
From a guys stand point its a "problem", and men will talk it out, explain it, offer solutions, lie about it and try to fix it. They don't have a problem posting pictures of thier weeny as if they were posting a picture of thier pet dog.
From a womens point of view, their is no interest at all talking about a "part" of a man, they want to talk about the whole man, and preferably not a stranger. When they respond to men it would be in this order: nice face, nice person, nice body, and way down the line, maybe number7, would be "hey...not a bad penis". If you were not good in bed, they wouldn't even care about that. So to come into a forum of strange men talking about how small they are... well maybe ones in Glasgow, but I don't think you will find to many women who fit that discription.
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Old 07-25-2012, 09:35 PM   #27
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Heres the more challenging one: What can we do to make a small penis more interesting for ladies? Some things that work for me.
1. Back massages and foot massage as foreplay. By the time you get around to penetration..they are already satified.
2. Note with even the biggest wangers out there, porn stars rub thier clit deftly to have an orgasm. Get good at this and few complaints in the little dicklet department.
3. Most woman love being kissed all over. Think of it as a magic trick: your willy may not be the center of attention if your hands and mouth are busy.
4. I had one women who would come every time when I pushed my thumb gently into her bottom while my cocklet was in her pussy. Hey it takes some practice but boy did she love it!
5. Do the English thing: you get served last. Unless she is satisfied, you are not, even if it means you have to stop. Your flag pole may not be big, but you can have the better flag.
6. And most of all, remember "We all want to be needed, but nobody like someone who is needy". If you want sex badly don't beg, instead make her a great meal, wash her car, get her some flowers. The sex will come!
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Old 07-26-2012, 09:04 AM   #28
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My husband was the one who started this thread because he was asking me one day why I did not want to get my own login ID and what not and become a member. Well for me I had no need because of him he was already here and posting. But now I guess that if I had come here separately before I could have shown more support perhaps and shared insights that maybe he had not thought of before. We have all missed out.
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Old 07-26-2012, 03:09 PM   #29
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mrs stoutman, we have not missed anything. we have only been rewarded with your presence a bit later than it should have been. better late than never. u r needed and appreciated here as much as ur husband was if not more. please help the souls here as u did to your husband who will always be remembered as a perfect gentleman and a nice person.
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