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Forum: Jokes and Humors 01-18-2013, 05:15 PM
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Views: 5,213
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Forum: General Discussion 01-15-2013, 01:17 PM
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Views: 13,365
Posted By RagnarV
Buy a small tube of novacaine used for temporary...

Buy a small tube of novacaine used for temporary calming of teeth in waiting for an appointment to the dentist. Most chemists stock it. Rub some on your dick.
Forum: Jokes and Humors 01-07-2013, 12:57 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 5,039
Posted By RagnarV
Ghastly translation from Chinese

From a medical txt book for nurses.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3u018zfx71qz4avro1_500.png


The text should read, ".........helps a man to eliminate (urine)" but the translator looked...
Forum: General Discussion 11-28-2012, 05:29 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 15,566
Posted By RagnarV
Spot on!!!!!

Spot on!!!!!
Forum: General Discussion 11-26-2012, 03:26 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 12,374
Posted By RagnarV
Although this should be in the jokes section,...

Although this should be in the jokes section, it's dead true.

A priest and a rabbi are on a long train journey together when the priest asks,
"You're not supposed to eat pork, but have you ever...
Forum: General Discussion 11-26-2012, 03:18 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 5,932
Posted By RagnarV
When I was a kid at school we used to have...

When I was a kid at school we used to have contests in the school bog as to who could pee the highest. Later on in life if I wasn't inside a woman I could cum over our heads and hit the headboard of...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 11-26-2012, 03:00 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 5,174
Posted By RagnarV
Nasty surprise

A bloke is walking home through the park one night when a woman pops out of the bushes and says,
"You can fck me as hard as you like for a tenner."
The bloke agrees and they go off into the bushes...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 11-14-2012, 04:08 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 6,692
Posted By RagnarV
Her dick is bigger than his

Work this one out????
Forum: Jokes and Humors 10-15-2012, 01:50 PM
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Views: 4,905
Posted By RagnarV
Hitler takes too much Viagra

Hitler takes too much Viagra

Hitler takes too much Viagra - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAqyWpBo9OU&feature=related)
Forum: Jokes and Humors 09-17-2012, 10:38 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 5,241
Posted By RagnarV
The lie detector

Just found this. How would you fare?

Lie Detector - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjVVNuraly8&feature=youtu.be)
Forum: Jokes and Humors 09-08-2012, 08:20 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 4,737
Posted By RagnarV
Prince Harry's dad is a pedo

Looks like Prince Harry's dad is a pedo.
Forum: General Discussion 08-31-2012, 07:37 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 3,158
Posted By RagnarV
Lady Di was the "People's Princess." She used to...

Lady Di was the "People's Princess." She used to be jug-ears Prince Charles' wife before she fell foul of MI.5. She said she wanted to be treated like "an ordinary mum," that's why she was...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 08-31-2012, 07:28 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 3,938
Posted By RagnarV
Jewish joke

A Jewish homosexual is in San Francisco for Yom Kippur, and hears that there
is a queer shul on Canal Street.

He walks on Canal until he sees a synagogue, and enters it. The men are on
one...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 08-31-2012, 07:07 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 4,976
Posted By RagnarV
Sod you.

Sod you.
Forum: Jokes and Humors 08-30-2012, 10:28 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 3,956
Posted By RagnarV
At least someone appreciates it.

At least someone appreciates it.
Forum: General Discussion 08-30-2012, 10:22 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 3,158
Posted By RagnarV
31 August ?

31 August, Lady Di death day.

Looks like everyone has forgotten the slag who got what she deserved today.

Guillotine the lot of them and give those fucking corgis to a chinese restaurant.
Forum: Jokes and Humors 08-26-2012, 03:30 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 3,956
Posted By RagnarV
Three blokes enter a disabled swimming contest. ...

Three blokes enter a disabled swimming contest.

The first has no arms the second no legs and the third has no body, just a head.

They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 08-26-2012, 06:17 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 3,956
Posted By RagnarV
Paralympics - some sick stuff

Q - What's even better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

a - Not being a cripple.


In honour of the paralympics they're opening the world's smallest pub in London. It's called...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 08-26-2012, 06:09 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 3,927
Posted By RagnarV
This pathetic joke reminds me of something...

This pathetic joke reminds me of something similar.

Q - what have a restaurant and a casino got in common?

A - Steak and chips.

(Stake for the thickheads).
Forum: General Discussion 08-26-2012, 05:32 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 4,826
Posted By RagnarV
Prince Harry is one of us

Found this on TMZ

" Prince Harry's package is so small ... he shouldn't be allowed to call himself a prince at all -- this according to British "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star Lisa...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 08-21-2012, 04:43 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 4,072
Posted By RagnarV
Women can be stupid at times. It reminds me...

Women can be stupid at times.

It reminds me of when I was at school one of my mates had bigger cobblers than the rest of us and he got tired of getting a cricket ball in his ghoulies.
We went...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 08-02-2012, 03:13 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 3,626
Posted By RagnarV
Olympic games

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and an Irishman are standing outside the Olympics because they couldn't get tickets. All of a sudden the Englishman gets an idea. He goes off down the street and comes...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 07-26-2012, 04:39 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 7,546
Posted By RagnarV
Why is it that people who go in for religion...

Why is it that people who go in for religion always have to wear funny hats?
Forum: Jokes and Humors 07-19-2012, 11:08 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 7,546
Posted By RagnarV
Who murdered the most people in the Bible? ...

Who murdered the most people in the Bible?

God = 33,041,220.

Satan = 10.

Praise the Lord.

Moses came down from his magic mountain carrying a list of instructions, one of which read, "Thou...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 07-12-2012, 09:04 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 4,293
Posted By RagnarV
Banned on Youtube, but back again on Mojnet ...

Banned on Youtube, but back again on Mojnet

Sex Pistols and The Muppets - Friggin in The Riggin (http://www.mojnet.com/video-sex-pistols-and-the-muppets-friggin-in-the-riggin/bcaabb2b5ea80d011ebc)
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