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Forum: General Discussion 05-06-2012, 09:40 AM

Replies: 4 Going for a holiday in Japan? Views: 3,584 Posted By RagnarV Going for a holiday in Japan? Only just found this one out. If you're going to Japan, when you're having a drink with someone, whatever you do when you raise your glass, don't say, "Chin-chin." In Japanese it means "Tiny dick."

Forum: Jokes and Humors 05-06-2012, 09:38 AM

Replies: 6 One from down under Views: 4,575 Posted By RagnarV An Abo takes his six year old daughter to the... An Abo takes his six year old daughter to the doctor to get her fixed up with some contraceptives. The doctor is surprised and says, "Is she sexually active?" "Nah Doc, she just lays there like...

Forum: Jokes and Humors 05-05-2012, 09:18 AM

Replies: 6 One from down under Views: 4,575 Posted By RagnarV An Abo is walking down the road with six sheets... An Abo is walking down the road with six sheets of corrugated iron strapped to a wheelbarrow. A copper stops him and says, "Have you stolen that?" "Nah mate, just got a divorce. My wife got the...

Forum: Jokes and Humors 05-04-2012, 06:29 PM

Replies: 6 One from down under Views: 4,575 Posted By RagnarV Q - How do you knock out an Abo in one go? A -... Q - How do you knock out an Abo in one go? A - Slam the lid of the toilet down on his head while he's having a drink. A couple of Abos arrive at the pearly gates and St Peter thinks to himself,...

Forum: General Discussion 05-04-2012, 08:33 AM

Replies: 22 Trading wife pictures Views: 17,333 Posted By RagnarV Thanx for sharing. I'll do my best to get one of... Thanx for sharing. I'll do my best to get one of mine but I'll be beaten to death and divorced if ever she finds out.

Forum: Jokes and Humors 05-04-2012, 08:26 AM

Replies: 6 One from down under Views: 4,575 Posted By RagnarV How many Abos does it take to catch a kangaroo? ... How many Abos does it take to catch a kangaroo? Three - one to scrape it up and two to watch out for traffic. A refuse truck pulls up outside a shack and the garbo calls out to an Abo sitting...

Forum: Jokes and Humors 05-03-2012, 07:17 AM

Replies: 6 One from down under Views: 4,575 Posted By RagnarV The British royalty should have their heads... The British royalty should have their heads chopped off. An Abo walks into a bar wearing only one sandal. The barman says, Hey Jackie, you've lost a shoe." The Abo replies, "Nah mate, I've...

Forum: Jokes and Humors 05-02-2012, 04:35 AM

Replies: 6 One from down under Views: 4,575 Posted By RagnarV One from down under Good one from down under - on the tails side of the two dollar coin there's an Abo. You can see the flies buzzing about his head.

Forum: Jokes and Humors 04-03-2012, 01:30 PM

Replies: 1 A few Jewish women jokes Views: 4,124 Posted By RagnarV A few Jewish women jokes Solly goes to see the rabbi. "You're friendly with Cohen the chemist. Can you get him to give me some poison, I'm going to do myself in." - "My life Solly, whatever you do, don't do that. Suicide...

Forum: Jokes and Humors 03-22-2012, 10:32 AM

Replies: 1 The frog Views: 3,920 Posted By RagnarV The frog A guy is walking past a river when a little voice calls out to him. "If you pick me up and kiss me, I'll be your beautiful wife." He looks around and all he can see is a frog sitting on the river...

Forum: Jokes and Humors 03-20-2012, 06:07 PM

Replies: 1 What's green.... Views: 3,948 Posted By RagnarV What's green.... Q -What's green and smells of pork? A - Kermit's finger. Q - What's green and melts in your mouth? A - A leper's dick.

Forum: Jokes and Humors 03-16-2012, 06:54 AM

Replies: 1 A couple of Concordias Views: 3,783 Posted By RagnarV The latest cocktail is called The Costa... The latest cocktail is called The Costa Concordia. It's served "on the rocks."

Forum: Jokes and Humors 03-14-2012, 07:40 PM

Replies: 0 Socrates and the rumour Views: 3,641 Posted By RagnarV Socrates and the rumour Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumor or spread gossip. In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up...

Forum: Jokes and Humors 03-14-2012, 02:01 PM

Replies: 1 A couple of Concordias Views: 3,783 Posted By RagnarV A couple of Concordias Q - What's the quickest way to get off the Costa Concordia? A- Follow the captain. They're going to prosecute him, so he'll be in the dock soon. That's more than you can say about his boat.

Forum: Jokes and Humors 03-14-2012, 01:58 PM

Replies: 1 3 dead vicars Views: 3,979 Posted By RagnarV 3 dead vicars The bishop decides to give all the vicars in his dioscese a day off so he pays for a coach trip down by the sea. On the way back the bus runs off the road and three vicars and their wives are...

Forum: Jokes and Humors 01-19-2012, 12:46 PM

Replies: 5 UK cycle cop Views: 4,248 Posted By RagnarV This doctor knows what to do to cyclists. This doctor knows what to do to cyclists.

Forum: Jokes and Humors 01-19-2012, 12:17 PM

Replies: 5 UK cycle cop Views: 4,248 Posted By RagnarV Actually, the pair of them are a couple of... Actually, the pair of them are a couple of dimwits. Presuming the cyclist has done something wrong....... Road Traffic Act 1960, part IV .....Failure to give name and address and power of...

Forum: General Discussion 01-18-2012, 12:37 PM

Replies: 20 A suggestion for all those wishing to lose weight permanently Views: 13,750 Posted By RagnarV For the best weed avoid Amsterdam but try... For the best weed avoid Amsterdam but try Maastricht. There's a barge tied up on the river on the left bank in the centre of town called "Smokey." You'll have a good time in town too. (By the...

Forum: General Discussion 01-18-2012, 10:21 AM

Replies: 39 The Other Side (women insecurities) Views: 19,674 Posted By RagnarV A few tiny tits for those who are interested A few tiny tits for those who are interested

Forum: General Discussion 01-18-2012, 10:15 AM

Replies: 17 wife and girlfriend? Views: 11,928 Posted By RagnarV What's the difference between a pub and a... What's the difference between a pub and a clitoris? -Most guys know where to find a pub.

Forum: Jokes and Humors 01-18-2012, 10:09 AM

Replies: 5 UK cycle cop Views: 4,248 Posted By RagnarV UK cycle cop Under normal circumstances this could be considered funny. As it is.... Cycle Cop Gets Owned - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z41pqnWFWew) You were right in Britain to refuse the...

Forum: General Discussion 01-18-2012, 09:37 AM

Replies: 39 The Other Side (women insecurities) Views: 19,674 Posted By RagnarV In the French mag "Marie Claire" which comes out... In the French mag "Marie Claire" which comes out every month there's always a very detailed rape in the true story section. A guy I know in the police told me once, whenever there's a rape trial,...

Forum: General Discussion 01-18-2012, 08:50 AM

Replies: 39 The Other Side (women insecurities) Views: 19,674 Posted By RagnarV I just love tiny tits. You can dress them up as... I just love tiny tits. You can dress them up as a schoolgirl, shirt and tie, pleated skirt, white cotton knickers (or your favourite colour), and knee socks.

Forum: General Discussion 01-17-2012, 09:23 AM

Replies: 39 The Other Side (women insecurities) Views: 19,674 Posted By RagnarV Jeez, you don't seem to know much about women,... Jeez, you don't seem to know much about women, they're one big heap of insecurity. It ranges from just about everything going, their faces, their tits, their minges, their height, their weight,...

Forum: Jokes and Humors 01-16-2012, 05:33 PM

Replies: 15 My wifes hairy pussy Views: 12,656 Posted By RagnarV Fucking thing's so ugly I mistook it for a dog. Fucking thing's so ugly I mistook it for a dog.

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