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Forum: General Discussion 07-09-2012, 10:37 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 22,120
Posted By hoverfly
How can that be? I am referring to the...

How can that be? I am referring to the promotions. Unless you whipped your cock out but in that case it might not be size related but rather that they might have been worried you do that during a...
Forum: General Discussion 07-08-2012, 08:52 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,659
Posted By hoverfly
Looks like eyes are about to make the race, ey? ...

Looks like eyes are about to make the race, ey?

@PaintItPretty: Sorry my dear, apart from me being taken, I would have to cheat and buy myself a pair of brown contact lenses first. Mind you, I...
Forum: General Discussion 07-08-2012, 08:33 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 3,290
Posted By hoverfly
bmet, if you check the Wiki page, there should be...

bmet, if you check the Wiki page, there should be some links to webcams place on Pier Hill if I am not completely mistaken and if you search for 'Southend on Sea', there should be quite a few links...
Forum: General Discussion 07-07-2012, 09:44 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 3,290
Posted By hoverfly
The Olympic Torch Relay in my Hometown

Friday saw the long awaited arrival of the Olympic Torch to Southend-on-Sea in Essex. It was one of the single most amazing things I have had the pleasure and privilege to witness in this town.
...
Forum: General Discussion 07-07-2012, 09:12 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,659
Posted By hoverfly
Firstly, let me welcome you to the forum, enjoy...

Firstly, let me welcome you to the forum, enjoy your stay, you found one fine community.

Now, attractive, that could be a lot of things.

I just love a great sense of humour, preferrably the...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 07-05-2012, 08:47 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 4,083
Posted By hoverfly
Two sperms meeting...

Two sperms meet and the one asks:
What are you then?
I am a girl and when I grow up I'll be a beautiful, curvy woman.
And you?

I am a boy and I'll grow up to be one handsome hunk.

A...
Forum: General Discussion 07-05-2012, 08:35 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 37,063
Posted By hoverfly
I'll settle for 30%! Where do I collect? Oh...

I'll settle for 30%! Where do I collect?

Oh and don't forget to put a copyright notice made from icing on it. :D

Hope they enjoy it. After all, British cuisine (unjustly in my opinion) does not...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 07-04-2012, 09:47 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 7,216
Posted By hoverfly
Thank G.d. LOL. I thought I was going to get...

Thank G.d. LOL. I thought I was going to get kicked for making fun of Religion. Some people can be very sensitive about this.
Forum: General Discussion 07-04-2012, 02:14 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,473
Posted By hoverfly
Well, I don't think posting that short reply was...

Well, I don't think posting that short reply was too expensive, though at the end of the day I guess you are right.

Education could prove to be a useful area to spend some money on, at least...
Forum: General Discussion 07-04-2012, 10:17 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,473
Posted By hoverfly
Unbelievable how gullible some people can be!

Unbelievable how gullible some people can be!

At first I was actually going to post this in the 'Joke' section but these people were serious...

This is what I came across on the news pages of...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 07-04-2012, 08:24 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 7,216
Posted By hoverfly
God doesn't work that way

http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l555/Hoverflies/Funnies%20001/Goddoesntworkthatway.jpg
Forum: Forum Issues 07-04-2012, 06:52 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 13,590
Posted By hoverfly
In most forum softwares all you have to do is log...

In most forum softwares all you have to do is log into the ACP and type in the number of permitted characters. I guess that must be the same with vBulletin. Shouldn't be rocket science.

Thanks for...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 07-02-2012, 10:54 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 3,571
Posted By hoverfly
An evening for two with fine dining...

Some of those might just make a good idea for a dinner for two (or maybe not, all depends...)

Offer a drink and here's the perfect drinking straw......
Forum: General Discussion 07-02-2012, 10:20 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 9,979
Posted By hoverfly
Not so many that I'd forgotten their names... ...

Not so many that I'd forgotten their names...

Gabriela
Christina (later my 1st wife)
Sue
Claire-Michelle (we very nearly got married, had she not been so into making holes in her arm)
Lisa...
Forum: General Discussion 07-01-2012, 07:45 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 22,705
Posted By hoverfly
Can't beat a healthy imagination, can you? Where...

Can't beat a healthy imagination, can you? Where would we guys be without it?
Forum: General Discussion 06-29-2012, 12:20 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 37,063
Posted By hoverfly
I am getting seriously worried about you...

I am getting seriously worried about you Canadians. Eating Chinese immigrants topped with mash and tomato ketchup stirred in? Jeez, you must be desperate. :D

On a more serious note...

Thanks...
Forum: General Discussion 06-29-2012, 06:38 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 22,705
Posted By hoverfly
Welcome to the forum mate and congratulations on...

Welcome to the forum mate and congratulations on your first post. Keep it up.

But what on Earth are men's bikinis? Sorry to say, I've never heard of those before.

Anyway, enjoy your stay with...
Forum: General Discussion 06-29-2012, 06:35 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 16,049
Posted By hoverfly
Don't be, Virgin, we all have ups and downs I...

Don't be, Virgin, we all have ups and downs I guess.

Just noticed, you are the same age as me. When's you birthday? I'll be 53 in September.
Forum: General Discussion 06-29-2012, 06:23 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 22,705
Posted By hoverfly
LOL. That was funny, Virgin. But if that is...

LOL. That was funny, Virgin.

But if that is so, then maybe I need to cool you off a little.

This is what I wear...

http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l555/Hoverflies/MTD/Briefs.jpg

Hot...
Forum: Forum Issues 06-28-2012, 04:05 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 13,590
Posted By hoverfly
You're becoming unusually wordy. :D And I...

You're becoming unusually wordy. :D

And I always thought it was mostly me who struggled with the endless error messages. But I agree with you, an increase to 10K would be nice and wouldn't really...
Forum: General Discussion 06-28-2012, 11:52 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 37,063
Posted By hoverfly
Actually, denomination has shifted here as well...

Actually, denomination has shifted here as well but the correct name for anything with lamb, mutton or hogget in it would have to be 'shepherd's' something or other, after all, it is sheep in one of...
Forum: General Discussion 06-28-2012, 11:46 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 37,063
Posted By hoverfly
Cornish Pasties

Cornish Pasty

http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l555/Hoverflies/The%20Food%20Exchange/CornishPasties.jpg

Ingredients (makes 2 very large ones):
300 grams of beef skirt
1 medium onion,...
Forum: General Discussion 06-28-2012, 10:57 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 37,063
Posted By hoverfly
Roast Leg of Mutton

Roast Leg of Mutton

http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l555/Hoverflies/The%20Food%20Exchange/RoastLegofMutton.jpg

Ingredients (serves 10):
1 leg mutton (2-2.5 Kg)
500 ml of cheap red wine...
Forum: General Discussion 06-28-2012, 09:50 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 37,063
Posted By hoverfly
Shepherd's Pie (with Cottage Pie variation)

Shepherd's Pie
with Cottage Pie variation

http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l555/Hoverflies/The%20Food%20Exchange/ShepherdsPie.jpg

Ingredients (serves 6):
1 kg of minced (ground) mutton
1...
Forum: General Discussion 06-28-2012, 06:27 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 3,792
Posted By hoverfly
Depends on how you define 'huge'. LOL. ...

Depends on how you define 'huge'. LOL.

Anyway, here is a little selection from nice and big to huge. Enjoy.

The bottoms on the last two ladies, not for me anyway.
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