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Old 09-18-2013, 12:45 PM   #1
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Exclamation Has anyone here ever noticed...

how difficult it is to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they take everything literally?
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Old 09-18-2013, 01:29 PM   #2
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Ask an Irishman if the Tower of Pisa leans to the left or to the right.
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Old 09-27-2013, 10:38 AM   #3
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Have you ever noticed..............

If you go to a lawyer's office and he takes down a thick volume and starts going through it, your first thought is, "Ah, he's going to get me out of this shit."

On the other hand, if you go to a doctor and he gets out a book, your first thought is, "Oh shit, he doesn't know."
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