Goodness, let me think of all the things I am suffering from...
Well, there are delusions of grandeur, Alzheimers, attention deficit syndrome, of course I do suffer from penis envy, how can you not, since when are 39 inches even enough to satisfy a mosquito...
The list is endless, I tell you, my suffering is beyond compare.
And now for something completely different.
My sincerest apologies to all of you for hijacking this thread in this manner.
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