SPH tips for the massage parlor - My Tiny Dick Forum

DickLittle · 11-11-2025, 10:29 PM

I frequent a local Asian massage parlor every couple weeks and the mature ladies there have gotten to know me. The last few times there I started engaging with them in some sph with lines like:
"Sorry I have small cock."
"My tiny dick hard because it likes you."
"You like my small dick?"
"I can't get girlfriend because dick too small."
"This smallest dick you see?"

The ladies often chuckle and try to pump me up by saying I have "nice ding-dong," not realizing I'd love for them to ridicule my size and tell me how tiny I am. I'd be embarrassed to engage in any sph with someone I was dating or someone who knows me or even a younger woman. But for some reason I enjoy this type of humiliation with a mature woman whose English is limited.

Just wondering if anyone has any suggestions for lines to use, keeping in mind it has to be simple due to a bit of language barrier.

The masseuses are very accommodating, doing a great job of washing my dick and balls during the table shower and then giving me a sensual massage culminated with a great handjob while allowing me to suck on their boobs and play with their pussies.

11-11-2025, 10:29 PM	#1
DickLittle Tiny Dick Novice Join Date: Aug 2025 Posts: 47	SPH tips for the massage parlor I frequent a local Asian massage parlor every couple weeks and the mature ladies there have gotten to know me. The last few times there I started engaging with them in some sph with lines like: "Sorry I have small cock." "My tiny dick hard because it likes you." "You like my small dick?" "I can't get girlfriend because dick too small." "This smallest dick you see?" The ladies often chuckle and try to pump me up by saying I have "nice ding-dong," not realizing I'd love for them to ridicule my size and tell me how tiny I am. I'd be embarrassed to engage in any sph with someone I was dating or someone who knows me or even a younger woman. But for some reason I enjoy this type of humiliation with a mature woman whose English is limited. Just wondering if anyone has any suggestions for lines to use, keeping in mind it has to be simple due to a bit of language barrier. The masseuses are very accommodating, doing a great job of washing my dick and balls during the table shower and then giving me a sensual massage culminated with a great handjob while allowing me to suck on their boobs and play with their pussies.