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RagnarV · 02-04-2013, 01:47 PM

Another one I made up before on similar lines was when Ingrid Bettancourt was liberated in Colombia back in 2008. She's just going to spend her first night with Dominique de Villepin (prime minister who used to fuk her).

"Darling, do you mind if we turn the heating up a bit?"
- "Alors, if you like."
"Do you mind if we have a few snakes under the bed?"
- "This is real perv stuff."
"Do you mind wearing this FARC uniform (Columbian rebels who kidnapped her)?
- "What the hell, but OK.
"In that case swallow these two packets of Viagara so you can do it 24 times without stopping."

02-04-2013, 01:47 PM	#3
RagnarV Tiny Dick Expert Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 260	Another one I made up before on similar lines was when Ingrid Bettancourt was liberated in Colombia back in 2008. She's just going to spend her first night with Dominique de Villepin (prime minister who used to fuk her). "Darling, do you mind if we turn the heating up a bit?" - "Alors, if you like." "Do you mind if we have a few snakes under the bed?" - "This is real perv stuff." "Do you mind wearing this FARC uniform (Columbian rebels who kidnapped her)? - "What the hell, but OK. "In that case swallow these two packets of Viagara so you can do it 24 times without stopping."