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Forum: General Discussion 04-16-2012, 10:27 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,082
Posted By hoverfly
A friend of mine, a GP/MD in Germany once told me...

A friend of mine, a GP/MD in Germany once told me to cut down on chicken. Not because of genital issues but simply because he was afraid that one day I might come into his surgery asking for a...
Forum: Ladies Talk 04-14-2012, 11:53 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 74,620
Posted By hoverfly
Ah, now you're talking... The Doctor has been an...

Ah, now you're talking... The Doctor has been an amazing series, I actually do have all episodes from 1963 until today. Sorry to say though, Torchwood, Sarah Jane Adventures and most of the other DW...
Forum: General Discussion 04-14-2012, 11:47 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 14,017
Posted By hoverfly
I guess it all depends on what your expectation...

I guess it all depends on what your expectation were when you signed up. To be honest, I can't even remember why I joined. Having a small penis never bothered me much and having been married for just...
Forum: General Discussion 04-07-2012, 09:08 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,285
Posted By hoverfly
It is a simple moneyspinner. Who is going to...

It is a simple moneyspinner. Who is going to return the book and ask for a refund? Nobody, all too embarassed about it. I remember a movie, I think it may have been 'Lock, Stock and two smoking...
Forum: General Discussion 04-07-2012, 09:48 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 3,792
Posted By hoverfly
Happy Easter to all of you

Happy Easter to all of you

I would like to wish you all a great Easter holiday. Enjoy the time and don't do anything I wouldn't do.

And now for a collection of funny and not so funny...
Forum: General Discussion 04-07-2012, 09:46 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,285
Posted By hoverfly
Road, just looking at that website gave me the...

Road, just looking at that website gave me the creeps and did you see the price? $69, they must be joking. Still, thanks for sharing this but personally I'd recommend you take the money and invite a...
Forum: General Discussion 04-07-2012, 09:37 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 18,057
Posted By hoverfly
Road, I am on the weighty side too and have been...

Road, I am on the weighty side too and have been most of my life. Still, just celebrated our 27th wedding anniversary on the 4th, so weight is not the deciding factor, believe me. Neither should your...
Forum: General Discussion 04-07-2012, 09:34 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 18,057
Posted By hoverfly
Oh come on Jo, there is me hoping at last to be...

Oh come on Jo, there is me hoping at last to be able to claim a disability allowance and then you come along and spoil it all for me. :D
Forum: General Discussion 04-07-2012, 09:30 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,942
Posted By hoverfly
LOL. I love that comment and ain't it true. ...

LOL. I love that comment and ain't it true.

Thanks, that sure made my day.
Forum: General Discussion 04-02-2012, 07:29 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 18,057
Posted By hoverfly
Of course not, why? Well, maybe yes,...

Of course not, why?

Well, maybe yes, especially with the negative way you already phrased the question.

If you run around with a t-shirt embroidered with huge letter spelling 'I am useless...
Forum: Condoms,Lubes,and Toys! 04-02-2012, 07:20 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 38,933
Posted By hoverfly
I've never had one but I would recommend having...

I've never had one but I would recommend having your partner play 'vacuum pump' with his or her mouth. I can assure you, it works a treat with me.
Forum: Condoms,Lubes,and Toys! 04-02-2012, 07:17 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 8,153
Posted By hoverfly
Try again with the next or your current...

Try again with the next or your current girlfriend. Problem is, when it comes to sexual education at school there is little or no mention of the prostates part in sexual pleasure, that usually aside...
Forum: General Discussion 03-30-2012, 01:00 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 3,610
Posted By hoverfly
As Road said, most women are inclined to wait for...

As Road said, most women are inclined to wait for you to make your move, rather then be the ones asking for your number.

Football might not be the greatest womens sport so that might not lead to...
Forum: Condoms,Lubes,and Toys! 03-26-2012, 12:12 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 13,966
Posted By hoverfly
Pleased you got a chuckle out of that one. It was...

Pleased you got a chuckle out of that one. It was a bit tongue in cheek anyway.
Forum: Forum Issues 03-26-2012, 12:10 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 5,316
Posted By hoverfly
Muchas gracias my friend. Now that thought never...

Muchas gracias my friend. Now that thought never occurred to me. Thanks for enlightening me.
Forum: General Discussion 03-26-2012, 12:09 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 21,577
Posted By hoverfly
Pleased to hear it. LOL

Pleased to hear it. LOL
Forum: General Discussion 03-25-2012, 09:10 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 21,577
Posted By hoverfly
Hey, another baker, sounds good to me. Maybe...

Hey, another baker, sounds good to me. Maybe there is something we could get together over. I've been baking bread for the past 20+ years, ever since I came back from Australia and a baker in the...
Forum: General Discussion 03-25-2012, 09:21 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 21,577
Posted By hoverfly
I think it may be time to start a fresh topic...

I think it may be time to start a fresh topic about this. After all, it was me who was complaining about threads beeing hijacked. LOL. Yes, I can talk.

Not sure if this fits in under Sexual Health...
Forum: General Discussion 03-23-2012, 02:08 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 21,577
Posted By hoverfly
Thank, yes, I got a bit fed up with the old one. ...

Thank, yes, I got a bit fed up with the old one.

I am looking forward to the oven idea and pics and in return I still owe you my latest adventures in kneading techniques. Makes one heck of a...
Forum: General Discussion 03-23-2012, 07:34 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 23,731
Posted By hoverfly
Lee, the idea was good but the action somewhat...

Lee, the idea was good but the action somewhat flawed maybe. Don't mention size in such an ad. Just ask for an experienced woman that'll introduce you to sex in general. Don't mention money either, I...
Forum: Condoms,Lubes,and Toys! 03-23-2012, 07:19 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 13,966
Posted By hoverfly
Moth, I was just going to suggest that website...

Moth, I was just going to suggest that website where girl screw with guys in all kinds of teddybear outfits. Not kidding, the name of the site escapes me but it sure was funny.

As far as...
Forum: General Discussion 03-23-2012, 07:12 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 4,663
Posted By hoverfly
Check out some websites that have graphics of ...

Check out some websites that have graphics of how to locate and stimulate the G-Spot. Not difficult to find really but please bear in mind, not every woman responds positively to its stimulation....
Forum: General Discussion 03-23-2012, 06:58 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 21,577
Posted By hoverfly
Smoking at work, Crazy? Now that is crazy. I...

Smoking at work, Crazy? Now that is crazy. I thought that smoking per se was illigal in any workplace in the USA.

I don't like smoking during the day but that is mainly because the only thing you...
Forum: Forum Issues 03-21-2012, 09:42 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 5,316
Posted By hoverfly
Has anybody used that 'multi-quote' function yet?

Has anybody used that 'multi-quote' function yet?

At least for me it does not seem to do anything. I hit it, it lights up (great) but that was it.

I hit it, it lights up and I then hit the...
Forum: General Discussion 03-21-2012, 09:19 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 21,577
Posted By hoverfly
InsatiableLust, you know something? I am just too...

InsatiableLust, you know something? I am just too old to care anymore. Just like when I go shopping for my wife. She bought one of those shopper trolleys that you tow behind you. Some of our younger...
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