Forum: Jokes and Humors
01-16-2012, 05:29 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 3,630
Magic table
A Jew was walking past an antique shop when he saw a table in the window marked "Magic Table,
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
01-16-2012, 05:15 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 3,836
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
01-16-2012, 11:13 AM
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Replies: 3
Views: 3,836
Let's see if this works better.
One evening...
Let's see if this works better.
One evening in the mess the major was bragging about his hunting experience and bet anyone the he could tell, blindfolded, what animal was in front of him and how...
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Forum: General Discussion
01-16-2012, 10:06 AM
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Replies: 17
Views: 11,928
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Forum: General Discussion
01-13-2012, 08:01 PM
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Replies: 17
Views: 11,928
If my wife ever found out about a gf I'd get...
If my wife ever found out about a gf I'd get beaten to death and divorced, don't know in which order. Make the most of it while it lasts. She might change her mind one day. Personally, I would...
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
01-13-2012, 03:11 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 3,764
The fire brigade
An hotel was burning down so the fire brigade rushed to the scene. When it was all over, before they satrted rolling up the hose pipes, the chief had a roll call. Two guys were missing so he dashed...
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
01-13-2012, 02:04 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 4,293
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
01-13-2012, 02:03 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 4,293
One verse the Muppets don't sing but which I...
One verse the Muppets don't sing but which I particularly like goes....
"The ship's dog 's name was Rover.
We really turned him over.
We ground and ground that faithful hound,
From Tenerife to...
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
01-13-2012, 10:13 AM
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Replies: 4
Views: 4,293
The Good Ship Venus
Porlongation of Tinydick's pirate thread. Some foul mouthed muppets which make me laugh.
Sex Pistols and The Muppets-Friggin In The Riggin - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPGLNYAgL-8)
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
01-11-2012, 02:28 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 3,836
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
01-10-2012, 07:12 AM
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Replies: 15
Views: 12,656
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
01-09-2012, 08:59 PM
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Replies: 2
Views: 3,991
Garden of Eden
One day God calles Adam over for a talk.
"Sorry about the delay in the creation but I'm having union trouble with Lucifer and some of the angels. Everything should be ready soon but if you like...
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
12-30-2011, 01:37 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 3,765
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
12-25-2011, 03:18 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 3,648
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
12-21-2011, 05:11 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 3,648
What some kids do for Xmas
A schoolteacher asks some kids in class what their family does for Xmas. Little Bobby says,
-"We go to church, sing hymns and carols, then we come home, eat some mince pies, hang our socks up and...
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
10-04-2011, 04:13 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 4,032
In the pub
A guy walks into a pub with a little man, only a foot tall, sitting on his shoulder. Immediately all the crumpet goes up to him but he pushes them away. He asks for a pint and just as he's starts...
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Forum: General Discussion
10-04-2011, 03:57 PM
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Replies: 13
Views: 9,346
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
10-01-2011, 08:10 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 3,544
The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger (for those who are old enough to remember him) came staggering out of the saloon and found Tonto (his redskin sidekick) laying in the middle of Main Street with his ear pressed to the...
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
09-29-2011, 03:59 PM
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Replies: 6
Views: 4,395
Be careful about what you ask
A guy wakes up in bed one morning to find he's in a fantastic mansion where everything is silk and gold plate. In bed beside him are half a dozen of the most beautiful girls imaginable. All of a...
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
09-29-2011, 03:45 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 3,735
The artist.
An artist called in at his local gallery.
"Hello, have you sold anything today?"
- "Yes, I've sold the lot."
"What! All my paintings?"
- "Every single one."
"What happened then?"
- "A guy...
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
09-28-2011, 07:00 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 3,992
Doctors out fishing
During a medical conference a group of doctors decide to take the afternoon off to go out fishing. The general surgeon is using appendixes as bait, the gastro-entero is using bits of stomach, the...
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
09-28-2011, 06:47 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 3,696
Lady Di
A teddy bear is walking down the road with a bandage on his head, his arm in a sling, and the stuffing coming out of one leg. He meets another teddy in exactly the same condition.
"Hello, did you...
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
09-28-2011, 05:04 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 10,731
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
09-28-2011, 04:58 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 10,731
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
09-27-2011, 05:18 AM
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Replies: 12
Views: 12,660
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