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Forum: Jokes and Humors 01-16-2012, 05:29 PM
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Views: 3,630
Posted By RagnarV
Magic table

A Jew was walking past an antique shop when he saw a table in the window marked "Magic Table,
Forum: Jokes and Humors 01-16-2012, 05:15 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 3,836
Posted By RagnarV
Problem solved.

Problem solved.
Forum: Jokes and Humors 01-16-2012, 11:13 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 3,836
Posted By RagnarV
Let's see if this works better. One evening...

Let's see if this works better.

One evening in the mess the major was bragging about his hunting experience and bet anyone the he could tell, blindfolded, what animal was in front of him and how...
Forum: General Discussion 01-16-2012, 10:06 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 11,928
Posted By RagnarV
Adam was strolling about in the Garden of Eden...

Adam was strolling about in the Garden of Eden when God came up to him and said, "Is everything coming along nicely?"
"Great," replied Adam.
"And how's things with Eve?"
"OK I suppose. By the...
Forum: General Discussion 01-13-2012, 08:01 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 11,928
Posted By RagnarV
If my wife ever found out about a gf I'd get...

If my wife ever found out about a gf I'd get beaten to death and divorced, don't know in which order. Make the most of it while it lasts. She might change her mind one day. Personally, I would...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 01-13-2012, 03:11 PM
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Views: 3,764
Posted By RagnarV
The fire brigade

An hotel was burning down so the fire brigade rushed to the scene. When it was all over, before they satrted rolling up the hose pipes, the chief had a roll call. Two guys were missing so he dashed...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 01-13-2012, 02:04 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 4,293
Posted By RagnarV
Won't saved the last line fuck it. It goes..... ...

Won't saved the last line fuck it. It goes.....

OK just found out why. Out of habit I always use the accented letters and the site doesn't recognise them and stops dead.
Forum: Jokes and Humors 01-13-2012, 02:03 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 4,293
Posted By RagnarV
One verse the Muppets don't sing but which I...

One verse the Muppets don't sing but which I particularly like goes....

"The ship's dog 's name was Rover.
We really turned him over.
We ground and ground that faithful hound,
From Tenerife to...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 01-13-2012, 10:13 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 4,293
Posted By RagnarV
The Good Ship Venus

Porlongation of Tinydick's pirate thread. Some foul mouthed muppets which make me laugh.

Sex Pistols and The Muppets-Friggin In The Riggin - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPGLNYAgL-8)
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Forum: Jokes and Humors 01-11-2012, 02:28 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 3,836
Posted By RagnarV
Out in India

Sod it, only the first few lines came out.
Forum: Jokes and Humors 01-10-2012, 07:12 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 12,656
Posted By RagnarV
Your dog looks as if you bought it in...

Your dog looks as if you bought it in Fuckyoushima. Does it glow in the dark?
Forum: Jokes and Humors 01-09-2012, 08:59 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 3,991
Posted By RagnarV
Garden of Eden

One day God calles Adam over for a talk.

"Sorry about the delay in the creation but I'm having union trouble with Lucifer and some of the angels. Everything should be ready soon but if you like...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 12-30-2011, 01:37 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 3,765
Posted By RagnarV
In a first class railway compartment

"I say sir, have you just farted?"

"Of course I have you blithering idiot. I hope you don't think I always smell like this."
Forum: Jokes and Humors 12-25-2011, 03:18 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 3,648
Posted By RagnarV
Suppose it all depends on your god

Suppose it all depends on your god
Forum: Jokes and Humors 12-21-2011, 05:11 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 3,648
Posted By RagnarV
What some kids do for Xmas

A schoolteacher asks some kids in class what their family does for Xmas. Little Bobby says,
-"We go to church, sing hymns and carols, then we come home, eat some mince pies, hang our socks up and...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 10-04-2011, 04:13 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 4,032
Posted By RagnarV
In the pub

A guy walks into a pub with a little man, only a foot tall, sitting on his shoulder. Immediately all the crumpet goes up to him but he pushes them away. He asks for a pint and just as he's starts...
Forum: General Discussion 10-04-2011, 03:57 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 9,346
Posted By RagnarV
Consider why so many straight women get seduced...

Consider why so many straight women get seduced by lesbians and finish up leaving their husbands and families. There's more of them than you think!

So what do they have that guys don't? My first...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 10-01-2011, 08:10 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 3,544
Posted By RagnarV
The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger (for those who are old enough to remember him) came staggering out of the saloon and found Tonto (his redskin sidekick) laying in the middle of Main Street with his ear pressed to the...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 09-29-2011, 03:59 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 4,395
Posted By RagnarV
Be careful about what you ask

A guy wakes up in bed one morning to find he's in a fantastic mansion where everything is silk and gold plate. In bed beside him are half a dozen of the most beautiful girls imaginable. All of a...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 09-29-2011, 03:45 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 3,735
Posted By RagnarV
The artist.

An artist called in at his local gallery.
"Hello, have you sold anything today?"
- "Yes, I've sold the lot."
"What! All my paintings?"
- "Every single one."
"What happened then?"
- "A guy...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 09-28-2011, 07:00 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 3,992
Posted By RagnarV
Doctors out fishing

During a medical conference a group of doctors decide to take the afternoon off to go out fishing. The general surgeon is using appendixes as bait, the gastro-entero is using bits of stomach, the...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 09-28-2011, 06:47 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 3,696
Posted By RagnarV
Lady Di

A teddy bear is walking down the road with a bandage on his head, his arm in a sling, and the stuffing coming out of one leg. He meets another teddy in exactly the same condition.
"Hello, did you...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 09-28-2011, 05:04 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 10,731
Posted By RagnarV
True cross examination in court: Q Did you...

True cross examination in court:

Q Did you write the death certificate of Mr xxxx?

A No, I did the autopsy.

Q But did you examine him to see if he was dead?

A No.
Forum: Jokes and Humors 09-28-2011, 04:58 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 10,731
Posted By RagnarV
True cross examination in court: Q

True cross examination in court:

Q
Forum: Jokes and Humors 09-27-2011, 05:18 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 12,660
Posted By RagnarV
Is it my computer or what, I'm having trouble...

Is it my computer or what, I'm having trouble posting more than one line?
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