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Forum: General Discussion 09-26-2011, 06:55 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 3,654
Posted By RagnarV
Because: a). It's a dick topic, and b). ...

Because:
a). It's a dick topic, and
b). The title of this branch of the forum is, "General Discussion. Talk about anything and everything."
Forum: Jokes and Humors 09-25-2011, 09:18 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 3,994
Posted By RagnarV
The camel

A guy joins the Foreign Legion and gets posted to Fort Despair miles out in the desert. After a while he goes up to the sergeant and says,
"Here sarge, what do we do for women out here?"
-"How...
Forum: General Discussion 09-25-2011, 09:04 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 3,654
Posted By RagnarV
Floppy cock.

When I was a kid floppy cock was an old man’s problem. I don’t know about in the UK or the US but in France just lately there are plenty of ads on TV which start off by saying one guy out of three...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 09-23-2011, 12:40 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 12,660
Posted By RagnarV
That's one of the reasons I came to live in...

That's one of the reasons I came to live in France.
Forum: Jokes and Humors 09-22-2011, 03:32 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 3,509
Posted By RagnarV
The rabbis' tailor

Two rabbis go to see Marcus Pinktus the tailor. They say,
"Look here Marcus, you've ripped us off. Those last suits you sold us went grey after the first wash."
Marcus gets into a flap,
"My...
Forum: General Discussion 09-18-2011, 09:59 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 3,773
Posted By RagnarV
A guy goes back with a woman but as he's...

A guy goes back with a woman but as he's undressing he notices a photo of a bloke on the table beside the bed. He starts having nightmares about him smashing the door down and strangling him while...
Forum: General Discussion 09-18-2011, 09:56 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 23,345
Posted By RagnarV
I second Hover's post

I second Hover's post
Forum: Jokes and Humors 09-17-2011, 04:51 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 12,660
Posted By RagnarV
Bestiality

An Englishman stops of at a country pub in Wales for a quick pint. A group of Taffs sitting at a table start to nudge each other and one says, "Ees going to buy us all a round."
Just as the guy is...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 09-15-2011, 08:07 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 3,776
Posted By RagnarV
The train

A priest and a rabbi are on a long train journey together when the priest starts up a conversation.
"You're not supposed to eat pork, but have you ever tried it?"
"Of course," replies the rabbi,...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 09-15-2011, 08:03 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 3,576
Posted By RagnarV
In the train

A priest and a rabbi are on a long train journey together when the priest starts up a conversation.
"You're not supposed to eat pork, but have you ever tried it?"
-"Of course," says the rabbi, "but...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 09-15-2011, 07:58 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 3,576
Posted By RagnarV
The Titanic

A vicar, a rabbi, and a priest are having a late meal together on the Titanic when it hits an iceberg. The vicar jumps up shouting,
"Save the children, save the children."
"The rabbi says,
"Fuck...
Forum: General Discussion 09-15-2011, 07:43 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 16,047
Posted By RagnarV
I'm not gay, I just like pleasure in most of it's...

I'm not gay, I just like pleasure in most of it's forms. For me "gay" is two blokes capable of falling in love on the same basis as a normal couple. I get as much pleasure out of another guys dick...
Forum: General Discussion 09-15-2011, 06:04 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 8,371
Posted By RagnarV
I can't remember the name of the herm in question...

I can't remember the name of the herm in question and I don't know if his dick worked but he had a vagina and no uterus so they let the others stuff him without any worry about the consequences. ...
Forum: General Discussion 09-15-2011, 03:00 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 8,371
Posted By RagnarV
Years ago when I was a paramedic there was a home...

Years ago when I was a paramedic there was a home for deformed kids on my patch. They were right monsters hid away from view. Unless you've seen the place you'd have a hard job to believe it exists...
Forum: General Discussion 09-14-2011, 06:58 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 8,371
Posted By RagnarV
Giant clitoris

Absolutely nothing to do with tiny dicks on guys but this vid goes to show that the girls can have problems too.

Hermaphrodite Giant Clitoris...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 09-02-2011, 07:17 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 3,713
Posted By RagnarV
The synagogue.

Two blacks are walking past a synagogue when one says,
"Dig the sound of that crazy horn in there."
Just then a Jew comes out and the black asks him,
"Man, what's that horn yo's got in there?"
-...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 09-02-2011, 07:13 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 4,120
Posted By RagnarV
Real filth

Two guys sittin in a cell when a third guy gets pushed in.
"Hello"
- "Hello"
"How long have you got?"
- "Three years."
"Oh, what for?"
- "Sexual relations with dogs."
The first two look at...
Forum: General Discussion 08-31-2011, 01:44 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 18,063
Posted By RagnarV
I think you'll find another guy does it better...

I think you'll find another guy does it better than most women.
Forum: Jokes and Humors 08-31-2011, 01:40 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 3,921
Posted By RagnarV
The explorers

Three explorers in the jungle get captured by cannibals. The cannibal chief says,
"We're going to eat you unless you can performe a forfait."
The explorers say, "OK, anything you like except don't...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 08-12-2011, 09:10 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 3,638
Posted By RagnarV
Knock knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave is having a hard job holding back his tears because of his mother's altzheimers disease.
Forum: Jokes and Humors 08-12-2011, 09:07 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 3,815
Posted By RagnarV
Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse arrives at the pearly gates and bangs on the door. St Peter opens it and all of a sudden Michael jackson pops up behind him. Amy says,
"Oh Michael, have you come to welcome me...
Forum: Jokes and Humors 07-23-2011, 04:32 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 4,171
Posted By RagnarV
Prince Charles and the genie

One day Prince Charles comes flying round the corner of Windsor Casle in his Land Rover when he goes clean over one of the corgis. He gets out and says, "Oh dear, mummy will be upset." He has a...
Forum: General Discussion 07-06-2011, 02:30 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 12,358
Posted By RagnarV
I tried a couple in the UK and I got the...

I tried a couple in the UK and I got the impression the girls on the other end were hostesses.
Forum: Jokes and Humors 06-20-2011, 08:52 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 4,041
Posted By RagnarV
Irish joke

An Irishman goes into the pub toilets and there are some blacks already in there. He can't believe the size of their tallywhackers and stands there staring at them. One says,
"Yo's never seen a...
Forum: General Discussion 12-03-2010, 04:58 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 19,019
Posted By RagnarV
schoolgirl's panties

schoolgirl's panties
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