Forum: General Discussion
09-26-2011, 06:55 PM
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Replies: 5
Views: 3,654
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
09-25-2011, 09:18 AM
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Replies: 1
Views: 3,994
The camel
A guy joins the Foreign Legion and gets posted to Fort Despair miles out in the desert. After a while he goes up to the sergeant and says,
"Here sarge, what do we do for women out here?"
-"How...
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Forum: General Discussion
09-25-2011, 09:04 AM
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Replies: 5
Views: 3,654
Floppy cock.
When I was a kid floppy cock was an old man’s problem. I don’t know about in the UK or the US but in France just lately there are plenty of ads on TV which start off by saying one guy out of three...
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
09-23-2011, 12:40 PM
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Replies: 12
Views: 12,660
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
09-22-2011, 03:32 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 3,509
The rabbis' tailor
Two rabbis go to see Marcus Pinktus the tailor. They say,
"Look here Marcus, you've ripped us off. Those last suits you sold us went grey after the first wash."
Marcus gets into a flap,
"My...
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Forum: General Discussion
09-18-2011, 09:59 AM
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Replies: 4
Views: 3,773
A guy goes back with a woman but as he's...
A guy goes back with a woman but as he's undressing he notices a photo of a bloke on the table beside the bed. He starts having nightmares about him smashing the door down and strangling him while...
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Forum: General Discussion
09-18-2011, 09:56 AM
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Replies: 39
Views: 23,345
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
09-17-2011, 04:51 PM
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Replies: 12
Views: 12,660
Bestiality
An Englishman stops of at a country pub in Wales for a quick pint. A group of Taffs sitting at a table start to nudge each other and one says, "Ees going to buy us all a round."
Just as the guy is...
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
09-15-2011, 08:07 PM
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Replies: 2
Views: 3,776
The train
A priest and a rabbi are on a long train journey together when the priest starts up a conversation.
"You're not supposed to eat pork, but have you ever tried it?"
"Of course," replies the rabbi,...
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
09-15-2011, 08:03 PM
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Replies: 2
Views: 3,576
In the train
A priest and a rabbi are on a long train journey together when the priest starts up a conversation.
"You're not supposed to eat pork, but have you ever tried it?"
-"Of course," says the rabbi, "but...
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
09-15-2011, 07:58 PM
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Replies: 2
Views: 3,576
The Titanic
A vicar, a rabbi, and a priest are having a late meal together on the Titanic when it hits an iceberg. The vicar jumps up shouting,
"Save the children, save the children."
"The rabbi says,
"Fuck...
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Forum: General Discussion
09-15-2011, 07:43 PM
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Replies: 26
Views: 16,047
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Forum: General Discussion
09-15-2011, 06:04 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 8,371
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Forum: General Discussion
09-15-2011, 03:00 AM
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Replies: 10
Views: 8,371
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Forum: General Discussion
09-14-2011, 06:58 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 8,371
Giant clitoris
Absolutely nothing to do with tiny dicks on guys but this vid goes to show that the girls can have problems too.
Hermaphrodite Giant Clitoris...
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
09-02-2011, 07:17 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 3,713
The synagogue.
Two blacks are walking past a synagogue when one says,
"Dig the sound of that crazy horn in there."
Just then a Jew comes out and the black asks him,
"Man, what's that horn yo's got in there?"
-...
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
09-02-2011, 07:13 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 4,120
Real filth
Two guys sittin in a cell when a third guy gets pushed in.
"Hello"
- "Hello"
"How long have you got?"
- "Three years."
"Oh, what for?"
- "Sexual relations with dogs."
The first two look at...
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Forum: General Discussion
08-31-2011, 01:44 PM
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Replies: 29
Views: 18,063
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
08-31-2011, 01:40 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 3,921
The explorers
Three explorers in the jungle get captured by cannibals. The cannibal chief says,
"We're going to eat you unless you can performe a forfait."
The explorers say, "OK, anything you like except don't...
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
08-12-2011, 09:10 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 3,638
Knock knock
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave is having a hard job holding back his tears because of his mother's altzheimers disease.
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
08-12-2011, 09:07 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 3,815
Amy Winehouse
Amy Winehouse arrives at the pearly gates and bangs on the door. St Peter opens it and all of a sudden Michael jackson pops up behind him. Amy says,
"Oh Michael, have you come to welcome me...
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
07-23-2011, 04:32 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 4,171
Prince Charles and the genie
One day Prince Charles comes flying round the corner of Windsor Casle in his Land Rover when he goes clean over one of the corgis. He gets out and says, "Oh dear, mummy will be upset." He has a...
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Forum: General Discussion
07-06-2011, 02:30 PM
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Replies: 20
Views: 12,358
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Forum: Jokes and Humors
06-20-2011, 08:52 AM
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Replies: 1
Views: 4,041
Irish joke
An Irishman goes into the pub toilets and there are some blacks already in there. He can't believe the size of their tallywhackers and stands there staring at them. One says,
"Yo's never seen a...
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Forum: General Discussion
12-03-2010, 04:58 PM
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Replies: 25
Views: 19,019
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