Having a small penis & effects on your life - My Tiny Dick Forum

hoverfly · 06-13-2013, 02:50 PM

Not much of a sportsman myself, haven't been since I was about 13 and came second in a 30 mile walk for charity. I used to be a reasonably good fast bowler but with me having smoked for nearly 40 years, I guess I'd just fall over backwards panting these days. You just can't win them all, can you.

But I am an excellent cook and baker, that's for sure and now that I am fully retired and this time nobody is going to collar me back into some contract, that's for sure, I have all the time in the world to concentrate on that. Last week we ate nothing but half a dozen different curries and the past few days it was kebab time with various ingredients.

Talking of which, time for a bacon sarnie, topped with some nice HP sauce I think.

06-13-2013, 02:50 PM	#37
hoverfly Tiny Dick Extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: East of England Posts: 1,567	Not much of a sportsman myself, haven't been since I was about 13 and came second in a 30 mile walk for charity. I used to be a reasonably good fast bowler but with me having smoked for nearly 40 years, I guess I'd just fall over backwards panting these days. You just can't win them all, can you. But I am an excellent cook and baker, that's for sure and now that I am fully retired and this time nobody is going to collar me back into some contract, that's for sure, I have all the time in the world to concentrate on that. Last week we ate nothing but half a dozen different curries and the past few days it was kebab time with various ingredients. Talking of which, time for a bacon sarnie, topped with some nice HP sauce I think. __________________ Feeling a little peckish? Visit The Official Food Porn Thread Click here if you need help uploading pictures. Guide to Uploading and Managing your Attachments Click here if you need to contact the forum staff. List of Forum Staff